PHILAFICATION

Category: Linguistically Captivating

Hieroglyphics 101

YouTube – Two Ronnies: Hieroglyphics – Who says that hieroglyphs have to be deciphered following the translations of the Rosetta stone? What if Napoleon didn’t stumbled upon it. No, just kidding, it actually was Captain Pierre-François Bouchard, well it was a French man, however, I still can’t let go on the idea that Napoleon had [...]

Lingo Bingo #10: That’s Spanischer Buh-n-howf!

Whenever an attempt to communication or action fails, people get very creative when they encounter a lack of understanding. Both German and English have a vast repertoire listing expressions of incomprehension.

Alternative Spelling Ahead

In the US, intersections and the upcoming yield, stop or traffic light are not only announced by signs to the right of the street but also with big letters painted on streets. You read the word that is closer to you first, followed by the one that is further away. So for example, STOP AHEAD [...]

Phonetic Unreliability Giving You A Hard Time?

You are not alone… Confusion rules over Englishas a rule in terms of vocabulary, phrasal verbs and so on. We know that. Being an English as a Second Languagespeaker I am more than familiar – compellingly – with the phonetic unreliability as The Guardian describes the messed uppronunciationand spelling relation of English words. If you [...]

21 Accents Explained For Once By Amy Walker

Following my blog religiously you will probably notice that I am religiously into accents. Accents in the English speaking world are fascinating if it’s up to me. Plus, I absorb pretty much anything that teaches you how to improve your phony Texan or English accent. The video attached to this entry is full of lessons [...]

Be Efficient w/ Dz crAZ lNgwij bT it obVuslE works

Our way of communitication is totally inefficient and outdated according to Clement Gallet’sManifeste “for the extenstion of SMS slang to all the media.”
SMS slNg must B D onlE wA 2 XprS oursLvz
In this grammar book aset of rules is provided to reduce the amount of characters in any kind of communication and points out [...]

German Nearly Made It As Official US Language?

It was only a matter of time for a bilingual blog like mine to pick up a myth shrouded in legend like the one we’re looking at today. Here’s the thing: According to stories that a lot of German teachers tell their students, German lost out to English in a vote on the official language [...]

The Liberation of LOL

It’s time to face the truth… Are you abusing lol? You are most likely to be one of the internet generation LOL Abusers according to a statistic by the National Acronym Monitoring Board of Linguistic Anomalies. Research could reveal a devastating misusage of lol since people actually don’t laugh out loud whenever they add lol in [...]