Recommended by a friend of mine, I feel obliged to put this on my blog. Since it cracks me up every single time I watch it. Also highly recommendable The Endless Series Of David Caruso One Liners.

What’s our lesson of this? I before E except after C.

like bad news (what a Modest Mouse reference) like conspiracy and deception about oh so accidental natural deaths, Terry Hatcher (and not just because she was Superman’s first choice), (somewhat) black humor evoked by acts of hypocrisy and backstabbing cellulite moms everybody would like to fool around with, and suburban garage sales where middle age women want to get rid of, say the waffle iron that turned out to be useful when killing their husband who they caught cheating with the 16-year-old babysitter with braces.

Guess what, Desperate Housewives are back on TV in good old Austria. Isn’t that exciting. They will start on 11 February, 9:05 pm. Do NOT miss it, since it will clear up a lot of the masterpiece cliffhanger finale of season three. No way, I won’t give anything away of what’s happening in the fourth season of the TV series with my favorite middle-aged suburban women. Let’s just hope that the author’s strike in America (WGA- Writers’ Guild America) is over soon, so the holding out for new episodes of Desperate Housewives is not as long as the wait in front of the Finding Nemo Ride in Disneyland (I hear, it’s good, though).

Oh, how could I forget Grey’s Anatomy is back too. I just decided that this series contains to much drama, drama and – oh did I mention – drama! This ever running on-and-off thing that Mrs Drama and MacDramaDreamy are practicing can be watched on Mondays too, after Desperate Housewives: 9:55 pm.

Goodbye Housewives — You made my Monday evening so colorful in such a crazy fashion. Hope you come back soon and ORF gets them back on air as soon as possible. Here are some quotations that will make me miss that witty TV show. Make sure you don’t miss the season’s finale on ORF 1 (21:05).

Today’s entry is supposed to be a tribute to Season 3 with a couple of lines that reflects humor and drama.

Hey folsk, remember I told you about this freakishly awesome TV show, called the BIG BANG THEORY right after I came home from California II? Well, it now is time for you to program your TIVO, since the show is starting tomorrow. 8:30 CBS! Wooho! Here’s just another snippet of what the show will look like. “Gravity’s a bitch”.

UPDATE: Episodes of “The Big Bang Theory” are now available in the iTunes Store. For FREE. Nice, huh?

Dadurch, dass ich jetzt Arbeit gefunden habe (diese Karteikartengrafik ist wahr!), merke ich erst richtig wie schön man sich am Abend auf die eigenen vier Wände freut. Das Prime-Time-Programm des ORFs ist ja schon einmal ein nettes Ziel, dass sich ansteuern lässt. Warum? Im Herbst 2007 gibt’s die erfolgreichen US-amerikanischen Sendungen im TV mit neuen Staffeln und somit sind selbst bei mir schon ein paar Abende ausgebucht: Desperate Housewives, Monk, Grey’s Anatomy, Weeds & Co!Das Bild auf der linken rechten Seite warnt dich… Bitte beachte, dass Serien süchtig machen können und nur teure Rehabs dich heilen können!!!

Hey folks.
Our national TV station (ORF) is about to introduce an all-new designed TV appearance (ORF Reformation – Still the overview sucks). They redesigned the news (ZiB 20), most particularly the schedule, new TV soaps (go and see the trailer!),… Annnnnyhooo, most importantly, they are going to show 17 all-new Monk episodes of the 5th season (Picture on the side is a shot from a film shoot of Monk!). Guess what, I am dying of curiosity, because I haven’t seen any of those. By the way, today is Karfreitag, so one is supposed to “FAST” (aka Fasten!) and I decided to reduce my computer habits. Its 9 am, and I made it till now, but I had to spread the good news word-widely and so I broke my Fastendeal, I’ll go and confess my sins now… What is your Fastendeal?

Spring is slowly coming back after Mr. Winter stroke Austria once again (picture on the right: Look out of my window). I thought Austria would never expierence any kind of winter again, so says the ORF Themenschwerpunkt Klimawandel [focus on global warming; done by the Austrian National TV Station]. Sign an important Climate Change Petition.
My actual point is, that it’s getting warmer and so people are more likely to fire up their grill and have wonderful BBQ parties. Can you smell it too?
Weird people do it with guinea pigs.

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